-you worry even when they can't move yet.
-you change 15 diapers in a day and don't notice the smell
-you have a little one start to throw up and you turn their projectile vomit toward yourself and it hits you in the face. (good thing I closed my mouth quickly)
-you don't immediately feel the need to remove your vomiticious clothing
-your sleep time, meal time, and pee time all revolve around the little ones schedule
-you praise the little one for burping in your face and letting out that adult size fart.
-you start to talk to Daddy through the Baby
-you dream about feedings and changing diapers
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Vomiticious is a great word ... sometimes we refer to it as "mommy perfume". I'd always laugh when my husband would get a little spit up on him and run off to change .. I'd think, "wow, if I changed everytime ...." then I'd be too tired to complete the thought.
ok, I LOVE the one about talking to Daddy through baby...so true!
I called her on the talk-to-daddy-through-baby while sitting right next to her and she just innocently smiled, like, what's the problem?
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